Coffee is a staple of my life. I know, I know. Everybody says that, but I’m really not exaggerating. The average day for me doesn’t begin until
I’ve had at least two cups, and then I need at least three more to get to
lunch. I slow down to two for the
afternoon, but there’s the after-dinner cup that I covet at the end of a long
day. It has a shot of something soothing
so that I can get to sleep with all that caffeine in my system.
With that kind of daily minimum requirement, I can’t
afford to be a coffee snob. Well, I
could, but I’m fundamentally cheap.
That’s what makes me a financial manager and why, at age forty-five, I
could retire and live comfortably in my state of frugality for the next fifty
years.
I’m all about a two dollar cup of coffee from
the corner diner - sometimes flavored and sometimes not. Starbucks prices make me
twitch. Seven cups of coffee a day at
five bucks a cup, times seven days a week, times three-hundred and sixty-five
days a year equals one big caffeinated flush of the money toilet at year-end.
My favorite corner diner is on Ninth Avenue and West 44th
in Manhattan’s Midtown West. It’s not
fancy, but it’s not a dump either, and the waitresses there have gotten to know
me during the fifteen years I’ve been working at the CitiBank branch in the
next block.
Marjorie is my favorite.
At some age between sixty and eighty that’s undisclosed by her copper
dye-job, she’s been at the Westway Diner for most of her life and loves to tell
stories about the people she’s met. Let
me tell you, with the diner located only a few blocks from Broadway and Times
Square, she’s met some doozies.
The majority of her stories revolve around Ed Asner, who
supposedly came by every Tuesday in 1979 for a corned beef Reuben. I doubt that’s entirely accurate, but it’s so
cute watching her tell the story. It
wouldn’t surprise me if she had a thing for old Ed back in his Mary Tyler Moore days, or if she’d
actually made a move on the guy. Finding
out that she’d schtupped the guy every Tuesday in the storage room wouldn’t
surprise me in the least. She’s bold and
brassy enough.
Delia is another one of my adored diner divas. She’s somewhere around my age and not quite
the character that Marjorie is. From the
silvering streaks in her average brown hair, I don’t think she’s ever had a
dye-job in her life. Born a couple of
decades too late to be a flower child, she’s one of those kind of women whose
inner-Zen brings peace to those around her.
If there was ever a categorization for hippies with a work ethic, that
would be Delia.
The other girls are mostly younger, and come and go with
the tide. Some are struggling Broadway
actresses who finally get the call to the big stage, or never get called at all
and go back to whatever small town they came from. The successes make me want to cheer along
with them, because I love to see anybody aspire to something and then actually
achieve it. The failures are
inspirational in their own way.
At least those girls had the wherewithal to step outside
their box and take on the world. That’s
how I look at it. It didn’t matter that
they went home – they still gleaned an unforgettable experience and the
knowledge that acting isn’t as easy as it looks.
So, typically, I hit the diner somewhere around two in
the afternoon, and I started that tradition for a couple of reasons. Number one, Westway has a hazelnut blend that
I’ve begun to crave at precisely one forty-five every afternoon. There’s also only so much bank air I can
stand to breathe in one stretch. That’s
what has me grabbing my cell phone with the card-holder case and, thereby, my
debit card every afternoon, Monday through Friday.
Seeing that this was Tuesday, and a very pleasant spring Tuesday
at that, I also grabbed my sunglasses. The
unseasonably warm March temperature made me happy, and I planned to soak up
as much of it as I could by taking the long way around.
In typical womanese logic, I also factored in all the
extra steps it would take to walk to Eighth Avenue, up to 44th and
back over to Ninth rather than taking a straight shot across the street and up
the block. That entitled me to another
pit stop at Duane Reade so I could grab a Cadbury Dairy Milk bar.
I’d acquired a taste for the damn things on a two-week trip
to London in 2010 and found myself screwed when I came back to discover they
were available in New York. Rather than
eating one a day until my ass was as wide as the elevator doors in my apartment
building, I negotiated with myself and bought one a week. I made the most of it and stretched it out
for all it was worth by using an eighth (two-eighths on Mondays, because it was
freaking Monday) of it to flavor my afternoon coffee and give it an inexpensive
mocha-esque quality.
Thus, my ass wasn’t in any danger of shrinking, but it
would still fit in the elevator.
Prioritization became important when a woman was in her forties.
Slipping the chocolate bar into the pocket of my pearl
gray suit jacket, I strutted my matching kitten heels on toward West 44th
and my afternoon caffeine fix. The
three-inch split in the back of my suit skirt allowed for a stride length that
was more suited to a six-foot man than a five-four woman, but this was New York
and I was pre-burning chocolate calories.
I also had a meeting in twenty minutes, according to the
reminder on my iPhone. I needed to make
headway.
Striding through the diner door, I saw that Marjorie was
working today, along with a couple of the younger girls – Nicole and
Natalie. Upon seeing me, the girls
merely waved while Marjorie smiled and reached for the coffee pot, calling out,
“The usual, Tiny?”
“You got it!”
Perching on the edge of a counter stool as she poured my
coffee and added an extra shot of hazelnut to it, I took a disinterested look around the diner. My gaze wandered up and down the counter and booths that were
mostly empty at this time of day. Some of the people were like me, regulars who
were here as part of their normal routine.
Those I recognized, but the tourists were just that, and I barely
bothered to register their presence.
What did catch my eye, however, were the two men in the
corner booth. The one with reading
glasses had shaggy gray hair and the other possessed a head full of long blond curls. Sitting on opposite sides
of the booth, they had two cups of coffee and a white legal pad on the table
between them.
They were neither regulars nor tourists.
“You’ve got some new locals back there,” I observed to
Marjorie as she set my paper cup on the counter and sealed it with a lid.
“Locals? You
think?”
She peered skeptically over her shoulder at them as both
began laughing. The brilliant white
smile on the gray-haired guy left no doubt in my mind.
“As long as you call Jersey local, yeah.”
Digging the five-dollar bill out from behind my debit
card, I unfolded it and was in the process of passing it over to my regular
server when I suddenly changed my mind.
Trading it for the debit card, I requested that Marjorie charge me for
their coffee as well as mine.
With my card in her hand, the feisty career waitress
propped a fist on her hip. “You must
know who they are, so give up the goods, sister.”
Wiggling my eyebrows, I teased, “What? If it’s not Ed Asner, you don’t recognize
them?”
She swiped my card harshly through the machine and tossed it on the counter
in front of me. “I’m writing myself in a
twenty dollar tip for putting up with your smart mouth.”
I laughed, knowing that she didn’t mean it. She enjoyed playing curmudgeon almost as much
as she enjoyed celebrity encounters.
“Ever hear of Bon Jovi?”
“Those boys with all the hair? Shot through the heart and all that?” She once again looked over her shoulder. “That them?”
“It’s two of ‘em,” I confirmed while standing and sliding my
debit card back where it belonged. I had
only ten minutes to get back to the bank.
“Jon Bon Jovi and David Bryan.
Tell them I hope they have a nice day - in a non-Jersey way. I’ve gotta run. See you tomorrow!”
With that I was out the door and smiling all the way back
to my office. It was kind of nice being
able to return a little bit of what they’d given me over the years. It was also kind of nice to see them. Period.
I’d always been a huge fan of the band, which is why I spent two weeks in London during their O2 residency becoming addicted to
Cadbury in addition to my coffee. Jon
was my personal favorite, but I wouldn’t kick David out of bed for eating
crackers – the first time, anyway.
I'd never have the chance, but that didn't bother me in the least, and I just knew the rest of my afternoon was going to be stellar.
Excellent start Carol ... once again you trap me with a story ...
ReplyDeleteOk, I've become spoiled reading your all-finished stories. I need a next button.
ReplyDeleteI love your descriptions of the girls in the diner. I can just picture both Marjorie & Della...and I think Marjorie's going to be favorite side-characters already. :)